Signing Day Sinners!!

While the New York Times floats cheating accusations against Illinois with not even a hint of proof, they're missing the real controversy that has unfolded in the days leading up to national signing day. Urban Meyer, Mark Richt, and Butch Davis, known scumbags, terrible family men, and bad drunks, have been found to be stealing from priests, pilfering top prospects from Notre Dame. Using a NY Times level of scrutiny, anonymous sources(some guy on a message board) confirm these accusations against Butch Davis with the others sure to follow:

"With Butch Davis writing checks and handing out cars in Chapel Hill now--he was hired with a "anything to win and win big" command from the school--any recruit from North Carolina can count on him beating down their door, verbal commitment elsewhere or otherwise"

You can only get away with stealing from God for so long gentlemen.


Also, if any recruits from other schools should happen to change their minds at the last minute and decide to attend Notre Dame, it is God's will, not Charlie Weis cheating.