Thursday, June 14, 2007

Hey Ian Poulter


It's a golf tournament, not a douchebag competition.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Elijah Dukes =

Global Icon via Rotoworld.

A 17-year-old foster girl living with a relative of Elijah Dukes told police the Devil Rays outfielder got her pregnant.
The girl, expected to give birth Nov. 5, told investigators she and Dukes had consensual sex on the living room sofa. She said Dukes got angry when she and another person confronted him about the pregnancy. "Yeah, we sat down and told him and he got mad and threw a Gatorade at me," she told investigators. Dukes is already known to have had at least five children with four different women. This is yet another incident that could add to the Rays' desire to ship him out of town.


What I can't figure out is if that makes a better pregnancy test commercial or a better Gatorade commercial. I'm leaning towards the latter. I guess I'd expect nothing less from Gary Sheffield's new protege. He can't be controlled, especially by his own self.


Sometimes I dream...that he is me.....