Questions from MEDIA DAY!!!

Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy - Did you know you are the first African Americans to coach the Super Bowl? What do you think of that? Won't it be great when we don't even notice? Are you guys friends? Do you guys think Herm Edwards sucks now? Are you guys two of the classiest guys in the NFL? Lovie, you aren't paid as well as other coaches. Is Virginia McCaskey a racist? How long have you been a black coach?

Peyton Manning - You're the best, aren't you? You study more film than anyone right? You deserve this right? We love you, do you love us? You're in a lot of commercials, do you watch more film on your commercials than anyone else? Can you win the big one? Is there anything worse in the world than being compared to Dan Marino? Why aren't you into monkeys? Do you think Rex Grossman sucks worse than your brother? Is Eli into monkeys?

Rex Grossman - You suck. We all know this. Correct? Do you consider yourself to be the worst person to ever live as all our polls are showing? In your first full season at QB, you had one less TD pass than Tom Brady. Knowing that, why is he so handsome and you're so not. You suck, stop wasting our time jerk. I hope Tank Johnson shoots you.

Brian Urlacher - You're awesome, but you don't watch more film than anyone. Do you know who watches more film than anyone? What's it like coming off the field as you watch your fucking asshole quarterback run onto the field? You've been linked to Tara Reid and Paris Hilton. How many sex tapes are you in?

Tank Johnson - Do you own any tanks? Of all the Colts, who would you like to shoot in the face the most? We hate Grossman, could you shoot him? Do you know who watches more film than anyone? Are you into monkeys?

Nervous Prince Prepares for Halftime Show

Norm MacDonald's take on the Croc Hunter

As this is a fledgling blog, I didn't want to limit myself to just sports posts on the first day. So I've decided to show how well-rounded and cultured I am with a clip of something else I enjoy....Norm MacDonald on the Daily Show.

Breaking: 2 Black Coaches to Head Super Bowl Teams

A thought on Barbaro's passing

I doubt this will be covered much in the mainstream press, though I'm sure Tim Russert is thinking it. I just feel these questions have to be asked. How many times in the last year did someone beat off Barbaro and is that the most valuable semen in the world? Was it the same person every time? Was that the entirety of their job? How did that person answer the question "so what do you do?" Do they just come right out and say it? "I beat off a horse all day and collect as much semen as possible." Can u put that on a resume? When I ask myself these questions, I picture one thing. A terrible scene from Jackass 2. You don't want to click on this...




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