Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy - Did you know you are the first African Americans to coach the Super Bowl? What do you think of that? Won't it be great when we don't even notice? Are you guys friends? Do you guys think Herm Edwards sucks now? Are you guys two of the classiest guys in the NFL? Lovie, you aren't paid as well as other coaches. Is Virginia McCaskey a racist? How long have you been a black coach?
Peyton Manning - You're the best, aren't you? You study more film than anyone right? You deserve this right? We love you, do you love us? You're in a lot of commercials, do you watch more film on your commercials than anyone else? Can you win the big one? Is there anything worse in the world than being compared to Dan Marino? Why aren't you into monkeys? Do you think Rex Grossman sucks worse than your brother? Is Eli into monkeys?
Rex Grossman - You suck. We all know this. Correct? Do you consider yourself to be the worst person to ever live as all our polls are showing? In your first full season at QB, you had one less TD pass than Tom Brady. Knowing that, why is he so handsome and you're so not. You suck, stop wasting our time jerk. I hope Tank Johnson shoots you.
Brian Urlacher - You're awesome, but you don't watch more film than anyone. Do you know who watches more film than anyone? What's it like coming off the field as you watch your fucking asshole quarterback run onto the field? You've been linked to Tara Reid and Paris Hilton. How many sex tapes are you in?
Tank Johnson - Do you own any tanks? Of all the Colts, who would you like to shoot in the face the most? We hate Grossman, could you shoot him? Do you know who watches more film than anyone? Are you into monkeys?
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